Attending a marriage

Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 842 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya

1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
Tere smile me kya chamk he
Tere smile me kya chamk he

wo muskura k boli
MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jaan Bachai,

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega

Imagine: Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega Crorepati:Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujraat A) Laloo Prasad Yadav B) Nitish Kumar C) Mayawati D) Narendra Modi

Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.

Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???

Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
in computer exam

in computer exam...
.
Examiner:"What is Microsoft Excel?"
.
Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.

Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mubarak Ho Bacha Huwa Hay

Nurse:
Mubarak Ho Apke Ha Bacha Huwa Hay Kya Nam Socha Hy?

Baap:
Aap Itni Aatang & Beautiful Hen
Ap Hi Koi Nam Bata Den?

Nurse:Iska Nam Begairat Ka Bacha Rakh Den

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My uncle lost his dog

My uncle lost his dog last week.
I said why don't you put an advertisement in newspaper?
Uncle replied: Don't be silly, my dog can't read newspaper..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pyar ki perwah

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
.
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Sardar Pathan

Ek din Hanuman ji patang

Santa Ek Bache Se

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Malik and the nokar

Molvi to phatan

Time in between

I saw someone in coffie shop

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook