Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”

Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"

Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi
Or woh report darj karane ke liye thaney geya

Sipahi ne report darj karte hoey poochaTumhari cow ki nishani kia hai

Pathan ne kahan k janab wohChalte hoey dum hilati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)