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Abe Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hy Wo B Yr
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo Pathanon KE:-)))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 808 views

Two ladies

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Thanda lo ge ya garm

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass
Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada hota hai<

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

idiots in the room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

Customer Se Tameez

Tution sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,

Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya? :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)