lipton

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

by zohaib (few years ago!) / 865 views
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Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
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Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
dismisses cook

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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
sense

Interviewer
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"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
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"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
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Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
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Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
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by dracula (few years ago!)
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Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suhagrat Pe Ek Tip Biwi Ke Liye

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Dost: “Uss Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon”

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Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

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Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar


Srdar in FireBarged.

Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Srdar:
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Gurda Fail

Doctor Pathan Se:
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Pathan Bola:
Kitny Numberon Se?;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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