Nirmal Baba Ke Saran Me Pretty Zinta
Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???
Preity Zinta: han baba
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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