manzil qareeb dekh k

Manzil Qareeb Dkh K
Mutmain Na Hona.
Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)
(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….

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