bhoto ka farman
Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
.
Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
.
Aur
.
Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 860 views
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