Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka
Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
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Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 966 views
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