Ek Luchnowi Nawab Punjab
Ek Luchnowi Nawab Punjab pahuncha aur sardar se rasta puchne ko ruka: Huzoor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko?.
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Sardar: Sale de kar to dekh teri bakkal na taar dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1028 views
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