Singh ka mobile

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-
pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni
santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha
tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 811 views
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