Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"
Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"
Boy:"Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
"Teacher:"Kiss liye?"
...
Boy:Yes miss,bohat liye ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
Similar Jokes
Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:
Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)
Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Boyfriend:
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar
'Khud Kushi' kar Raha hun.. =/
... ... Girlfriend:
Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do,
13vee pe Kya Pehnungi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
You can’t touch the same water
twice,because the flow that has
passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
- interview -
Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
This is how stock markets work!!!
by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.
Sardar:I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)