Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"
Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"
Boy:"Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
"Teacher:"Kiss liye?"
...
Boy:Yes miss,bohat liye ;)
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