It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1305 views

Teacher. which was

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know
it was URDU?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Now run

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kya tum ne mujhe kutta kha

Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.

Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)