santa ne apni premika

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar
keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 808 views
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