Teacher To Student
Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat
Ko Mazbooti Se Jakde Rakhti Hai?
Student: Miss, Salwar Ka Narra.
by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!) / 650 views
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Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai
Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sir: pani me rhne wale 5 janwar k nam batao?
Santa:mendak
Sir: 4 or batao
Santa: mendak ki mummy, uske k papa,
uski ki behan
uski ki item.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathaan Tableeghi Jamaat K Sath Gaya. Wapis Aya To Apni BV Ko Marna Shuru Kr Dia.
Logon Ne Pocha Tm Apni BV Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho.
Pathan Bola: Ye Daarhi Nhe Rakhti. Logo Ne Pathaan Ko Samjhaya K Aurton Ki Daarhi Nh Hoti.
Pathan Bola:Muje Maloom Hy ,
Lakin Ye IRADA To Kray…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.
Girl:
Keh Do.
...
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.
Girl:
Kaho Na !
Pathan:
Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Poetry
"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
.
"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Man:Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu neMuje Letter kyu post kya?..
Sardar:Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALLKe thi par awaz aaei“Plz try Letter”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi
Ghar waly:kya hua?Makhi:Haaye!Sheikhan d chaa wich dig pai ciOnna ne choos choos k mat mar ditti.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mosquitoes Have Been Biting Sardar For The Whole Night
He Got Irritated
Stood Up Drank Poison And Said…
Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)