Dost ki Kabar
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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