Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”

Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola

Daba De Salay Ko
Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raat k 3 baje Phone Aya

Raat k 3 baje Phone Aya:
Hello! Yahan Simran MEHFOOZ
Rehti h kya?
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Boy : Abe Saale Raat k 3 baje agar
simRAN Mere Paas hoti to
MEHFOOZ Rehti kya ??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PPP VS MQM

PPP VS MQM

PPP: Tum kitne bhutto maroge har ghar se Bhutto niklega.

MQM:Har ghar main Saathi bhejeinge phir p0nka bhutto niklega.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Girl Friend:
Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
‘Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)