Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 970 views

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband ki birhtday pr

Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
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Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo,
Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna
Maano.

Bas Yahi Kaafi Hai.

Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Yell for Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry?

How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)