Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.

Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Aik sugen ne mamoli

Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation
K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi
To Mareez Bola:
Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik
Nai Car Aa Jae Gi
Surgeon:Wohi To Leni Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhari income nka source

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya
hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane
kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise
rahata hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Purane waqaton main

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
.
Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
.
.
.
.
Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)