Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega
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Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views

Papa main kal school nhi jaoyn ga

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q
Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

High Insult

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......??

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Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho..:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Orat ki bv jo nai hoti

Orat ke zindagi lambi,haseen hansti muskrati aur tention se azad kiun hoti hai?


Sardar :very simpale kiun k aurat ki koi bv nai hoti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)