Director to actress

Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega
...
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 755 views
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