palice man :D
police wala: “Mian ne tumhen haath dya tha,
tou tum ruky kyu nheen?”
Sardar Driver:”O Jee! Main samjha k aap muje salam kr rahein hy”
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 857 views
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Universal fact :
When teacher scolds us, we say
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' sorry '
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But Our Mind Always says,
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2nd jalai, na jali.
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Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise……..”
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Student:
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
After watching the PEPSI Ad,
A Boy suddenly started kissing his Girl Friend.
Girl Friend:ye kia ker rahay ho?
Boy
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DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIAY PIAAS BUJHANAY KI
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2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..
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When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got
cheque cashed from bank manager.
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Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.
Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.
Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”
Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”
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