Maf karo baba
Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 674 views
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
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