BANTA ne HAJAMAT ki dukan kholi...

BANTA ne HAJAMAT ki dukan kholi...

SANTA shave karane aaya.

Banta:- Muchh rakhni hai?

Santa- Haan.

Banta (Mucch kat ke)- le rakh le, jahan rakhni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 781 views
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