Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai
Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?
Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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