1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy
pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 832 views

Dad what is an idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Doctor

'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,

'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'

Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta-----

Bacho ye ,, M,, hy .

M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baqi 999 kun hain

Girl:mere irade bare neak hai mere lye ap 1000 me se aik hain.
Boy:dimag k hum bi don hai,ye bta baqi 999 kun hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Itni Si Baat Pe Mujhe Kyu Jagaya

Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Chor Gus

Gaya, Santa Gahri Neend So Raha Tha.

Chor Ne Santa Ko Bandook Lagayi Aur Bola.

Chor: “Jaldi Bata Sona Kidhar Hai?”

Santa Neend Mein Hi Bola: “Saale Itna Bada Ghar Hai Jidhar Marji Soja, Mere Ko Jagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thhi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)