Example batao
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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Quaid-e-Azam in Peshawar
Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid khty hain.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K, Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock
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Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai
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Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai
ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala
hu…
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
2 sardar:
illegal ....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.
Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?
2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?
1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay
2nd:Wo Kaisay?
1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara
Sardar foran bola : Aadat bhi bahut milti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)