Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.
Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.
Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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