Santa ka baap
Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1110 views
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