Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha Akal Badi ya Bhains,Sardar Ji Ne jawab Diya Dono Ki Date Of Birth Batao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views

“Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

Writer of a new stage drama invited Bernard Shaw on the premier.

Bernard Shaw kept sleeping during the entire play. When the play finished, the writer woke him up and said, “I wanted to take your opinion about the play, but you spent the entire time sleeping”

Bernard Shaw replied: “Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar bought a new mobile

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone

Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Future sestence

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tala Ka Maamla

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)