Teacher :agr quiad azam ek din k lye zinda ho jaen to kia karen ge.
Student:pakistan k mojoda halat dekh kar pakitan waqas angreez k hawale kar den ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 988 views

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say…. :D :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya
Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge

Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka lgwana hy

Karhai nhi karwani

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl to Shopkeeper:

Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nurse-mubarak ho aap ke yaha

Nurse-mubarak ho aap ke yaha beta hua he kya naam socha hai iska

baap-chhedte hue
ap itni khubsurat ho ap batao
nurse-Kutte ka bacha rakh do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)