Agr quiad e azam aa jaen

Teacher :agr quiad azam ek din k lye zinda ho jaen to kia karen ge.
Student:pakistan k mojoda halat dekh kar pakitan waqas angreez k hawale kar den ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 902 views
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Kutta susu kerta hai

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte
hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar
bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam
kutte ka aaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
CHOLESTROL FREE

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khasosi Duaa

Teri zindagi me koi gam na ho,
teri khushi kbi kam na ho
dua hai tujhe mile aik pyari si dulhan

jis ka wazan 3 maan se kam na ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
aik pathan uk gaya

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man got a call from unknown number.

A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dil Ka Dard

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Wale Kia Jaany.

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Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kia Jany.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tameezdaar hai

Jo insan itne garmi main

bhi tameez se baat karay

wo waqai tameezdaar hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying 

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zubaida Apa

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:

. Make the best of it

. Dont doubt anything

. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever

IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:

. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!

. Never stay alone! Your friends are there

. Hug more people

. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF YOU ARE SINGLE:

. Hang out with friends n family

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IF YOU ARE MARRIED..

. GAME OVER dear!

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