Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko

Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha

Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”

Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”

Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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