"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views

Pati aur PatnI

Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega

Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three mans

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an
orange and the other dropped a grenade.
After landing they were walking down the street
and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an
apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an
orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they
asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal kar

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
“Mun mai pani ana”
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere Sath Dance Karogi

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa - mere frnd ne chupke se

Santa - mere frnd ne chupke se mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya..
Banta - phir kya hua..?

Santa - bewkoof aj tak apni hi behan ko romntic msg bhej raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)