Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views

scientific formula for water

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Because Of A Power Failure

Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.”

Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The Escalator For 3 Hours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raat ko aap peeke gutter

Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
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Phir

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Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan was Weeping

Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.
Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)