America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card
Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS
CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 930 views

Jaanu Hisab Barabar

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”

Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”

Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The”

Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Koi Larki Bhai Keh Day

Agar Koi Larki Bhai Keh Day
To Ghbraane Ka Nahe..!!
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1 Chamaat Laga Ka Bolo
Idhar Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Ghar Jaao… =P ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai..

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de 

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? 

Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!! 

Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen ''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........''''' 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)