Mai apna “DUKH” kise sunau
Mai apna “DUKH” kise sunau.. ??
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1 hi LADKI ka NUMBER tha mere
pass Wo bhi Alim Baba ki bato
me aakar DELETE kar
diya.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 834 views
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