Sardar
Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 814 views
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