Sardar

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?

Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 879 views
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