Colony Ka Bhikari
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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