Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?
Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”
Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“
Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”
Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”
Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”
Pappu: “Bees”
Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”
Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1546 views
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