Pathan
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
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