2 ghantay aatay ki line main
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek
aadmi ghussay se chillaya. "Main Zaradari ko goli
marnay ja raha hon." Kuch dari baat woh wapas
aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne
pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab
diya. "Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views
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