A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 842 views

Thappar

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Going on motorcycle

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Banta:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar Jaao

Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki log

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
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Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)