faida

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 907 views
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Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle!

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Yaar Kahi To Beth Ke

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Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“

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Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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1 night bijli chali gae

1 night bijli chali gae…
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Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer

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M0BILE ki service

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Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

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Sardar: Pichlli

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Sardar: Keep Talking

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Sardaar: Are dushman

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Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

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