Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 483 views
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