Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
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Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
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Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c.
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