Pathan Lawyer

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thir

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 977 views
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