Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne
pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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