Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

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Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga…

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