Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'
Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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Professor:
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Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…
Prof:
ye kya tha…?
Studnt:-
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