12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay
Lali: 12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay Hai? Kab Se Intzar Kar Rahi Hu.
Santa: Ye Jagte Rehne Ka Smy H? 4 Ghante Se Tumhare Sone Ka Intzr Kr Raha hu.
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