SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views

Aap engineer kaise bane?

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?

Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.

Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
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Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chor Do Nasha

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola

bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,

bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Hathi b sth chal dia

Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha

Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare

Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?

Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.......

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!


Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Ghire Baadlon Mein

Boy: Ghire Baadlon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai,Sawan Ke Aane Se Teri Yaad Aati Hai,Barish ki Boondon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai :(

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... Girl : Haan Janti Hoon Kaminay Ke Mujhe Teri Chatri Deni Hai :@
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Boy : :OP

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)