Sardar ki Bewi inspector se
Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
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Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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