pathan to major
Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.
Major Rohail: Kyu?
Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.
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