Ek Bachay ka school main 7th class main

Ek Bachay ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher. beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Bacha. hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 955 views
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Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

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